Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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