Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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