if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Randomize
