R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
