I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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