I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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