i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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