We should be called the Road Head Warriors
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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