chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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