The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize