Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just pee around me
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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