You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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