you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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