Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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