I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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