I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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