Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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