batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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