She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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