how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Randomize
