Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
