I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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