there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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