Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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