Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize