I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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