Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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