Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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