It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Someone signed my nipple.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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