JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
no more duck duck goose at the bar
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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