if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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