New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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