shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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