the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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