nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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