i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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