Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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