they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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