He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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