She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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