Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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