I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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