I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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