Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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