I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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