I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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