glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
