yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
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I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
You did what with his pubic hair?
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