I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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