Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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