New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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