you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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