I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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