ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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