dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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