ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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