Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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