The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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