Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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